Free Child with AdultNow I know what they mean, but my strange sense of humor went straight to the obvious, at least for me:
Scene, At the Ticket Window of the PA Ren Faire: Think of the Capital One Commercials:
(In a loud boisterous voice) Barbarian: I am here for my Free Child
Box office Person: I think you mis-understood, you don't get a free child! The child gets in free when accompanied by an adult.
Barbarian: Well then that is what you should say on your signs. No Matter, I have brought my own
This is why you should never venture into my twisted mind