On the way to work

On the way to work today, I saw an add to the PA Ren Faire that said in big letters:

Free Child with Adult

Now I know what they mean, but my strange sense of humor went straight to the obvious, at least for me:

Scene, At the Ticket Window of the PA Ren Faire: Think of the Capital One Commercials:

(In a loud boisterous voice) Barbarian: I am here for my Free Child

Box office Person: I think you mis-understood, you don't get a free child! The child gets in free when accompanied by an adult.

Barbarian: Well then that is what you should say on your signs. No Matter, I have brought my own

This is why you should never venture into my twisted mind